Raging Bull or Prancing Horse Who Would Win?

"JR1" (type35bugatti) 09/02/2014 at 11:06 • Filed to: Car logo death match

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In the yellow corner weighing in at 2000 pounds is the massive raging bull! In the red corner a lightweight at only 1700 pounds the prancing horse! This is a battle to the death ladies and gentlemen who shall win? You decide in the comments below

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > JR1 09/02/2014 at 11:07

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Obligatory

Nibbles > JR1 09/02/2014 at 11:08

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Moose

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > JR1 09/02/2014 at 11:09

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Nothing comes close to this one for me.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua 09/02/2014 at 11:09

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such majestic

spanfucker retire bitch > JR1 09/02/2014 at 11:10

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Lambo.

Jcarr > JR1 09/02/2014 at 11:17

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Depends on the location. Confined environment, the bull wins because it can gore. Open environment the horse [technically] wins because it can outrun the bull.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > JR1 09/02/2014 at 11:25

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Are we talking racing stallion or draft stallion? Also bull moose takes all.

Mattbob > Nibbles 09/02/2014 at 11:26

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a moose would get drunk and watch the other two fight it out.

JR1 > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua 09/02/2014 at 11:32

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I love moose and all but a bull moose would be made a little bitch by a full grown bull

JR1 > Nibbles 09/02/2014 at 11:33

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I feel like the antlers couldn't hold up to horns

JR1 > Jcarr 09/02/2014 at 11:34

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Confined environment Clyde stale vs Bull

JR1 > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 09/02/2014 at 11:34

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Let's say Clyde Stale

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > JR1 09/02/2014 at 11:34

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JR1 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 09/02/2014 at 11:36

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You just gave me the idea of the next matchup. Ram vs something

Jcarr > JR1 09/02/2014 at 11:36

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I still think bull. A clydesdale would be a better size-match for a bull, but the bull still has horns and the horse doesn't.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > JR1 09/02/2014 at 11:44

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Clydesdale you mean? Yeah thats a draught horse, stallions can weigh up to 2200lbs, I think it could be a pretty even fight. Depends which one is pissed off really.

JR1 > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 09/02/2014 at 12:09

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Well from the picture it looks like the horse got violated so I assume it's in a bad mood

Aaron James > JR1 09/02/2014 at 12:20

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I would have to assume that since a Horse is much faster and much more agile that a Bull, the Bull would never catch the Horse in the first place so no fight would ever occur. If we're talking strictly cars though, I'd rather have a Lamborghini.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > JR1 09/02/2014 at 12:20

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I think they would fight to a draw, If one died the other probably would be fatally injured as well.

JR1 > Aaron James 09/02/2014 at 12:23

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The bull and the horse were confined in a boxing arena then what?

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > JR1 09/02/2014 at 12:25

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I don't know, biggest alaskan moose was 1800lbs, I think it could take a bull and whoop it.

Aaron James > JR1 09/02/2014 at 13:08

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Do they get boxing gloves?

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/02/2014 at 13:28

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yep.

theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil > JR1 09/02/2014 at 15:10

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Based on what I hear from potential Ferrari owners and current/past owners, I'll always say Lambo.

- Countach
- Diablo & Diablo VT
- Jalpa
- Urraco
- Silhouette
- Aventador Roadster

JR1 > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 09/02/2014 at 22:32

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Bull has sharp horns antlers on a moose are not as impressive

JR1 > Aaron James 09/02/2014 at 22:34

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Yes they can have gloves

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > JR1 09/02/2014 at 22:36

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horns have to reach stuff to hurt it

Aaron James > JR1 09/02/2014 at 22:40

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In that case I still pick the horse. Here's how it goes down. The bull charges the horse, the horse side steps the bull as it crashes out of the ring onto the floor and breaks it's leg. The horse is declared the winner after the bull can't get himself back in the ring.

thebigbossyboss > theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil 09/04/2014 at 10:13

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Hey man. Sorry to respond randomly, but I'm pretty sure I know you in real life. Ain't that a trip.

theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil > thebigbossyboss 09/04/2014 at 15:14

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Ha, are you serious? Whats your first name?

thebigbossyboss > theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil 09/04/2014 at 15:59

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Will.

theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil > thebigbossyboss 09/05/2014 at 07:33

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Name sounds really familiar - I'm pretty sure I've met you at like a Cars & Coffee event or something..

thebigbossyboss > theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil 09/05/2014 at 07:38

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Well, I was thinking your name is Randy. If it's not Randy, then I have you confused with someone else.

theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil > thebigbossyboss 09/05/2014 at 09:01

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Unfortunately I am not this Randy you speak of, good sir

thebigbossyboss > theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil 09/05/2014 at 09:21

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Haha whoops. As you were, sorry for the mix up.

theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil > thebigbossyboss 09/05/2014 at 10:31

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Don't worry about it Will.
Also, sorry to hear about your recent breakup. I'm here if you want someone to talk to. (Unfortunately I don't have space for a roommate at the moment).

thebigbossyboss > theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil 09/05/2014 at 10:33

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Thanks buddy, I am figuring everything out bit by bit.

Feeling a little less sorry for myself now.

Cheers!

theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil > thebigbossyboss 09/05/2014 at 12:13

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As corny, and as sad as it sounds, the words ring true - time heals all wounds
And as you may not think so now, a couple months (depending) down the line you'll come to realize it. I wish you all the best man!